Little Brother

"Little Brother is a group that was actually, from what I've heard, discovered from the message boards on the Roots website over at Okayplayer.com, which, on the one hand is kind of cool, but on the other hand, is not really that cool at all. I mean, it was cool that they actually got into the game and everything, but I'm sure it'll somehow end up being bad for them in the long run. For example, Common started rolling with those dudes a while ago and hasn't been right ever since. Next thing you know, he was dating Erykah "Bad Hygene" Badu and wearing all kinds of weird clothes.

I hear Bad Hygene is with the D.O.C. now and flushing the yayo down the toilet and shit so whoever it is in Little Brother that ends up getting turned out, probably 9th Wonder (I can't remember any of those other dudes' names), will end up with that one toothless bitch from Floetry, which is actually cool for certain purposes (I'll leave that to your imagination), but otherwise entirely unacceptable. Mos Def will probably be the best man and also sing some kind of faux afrocentric version of that Jeffrey Osborne "Woo Woo Woo" song at the wedding. Talib Kweli'll be over by the mini bar getting all angry and threatening to beat people up and shit. Ten years from now, we'll be sitting around talking about how good Little Brother used to be before they started hanging out with the Roots."

killa