Weather Libs

I (adjective) the weather in (place). It's always (adjective) out, and if not, you can (verb) for a (period of time under 5 hours), and it will be (adverb) (adjective).

California is absolutely ridiculous. The Bay Area, in particular. This is one of those early spring/late winter weeks where it's in the 60's/70's and cloudless, and it's impossible to tell what season it is. It's as green as it gets in spring, warm and dry as fall, foggy at night like summer, and yet there is still 15' of snow within 200 miles (winter in the Sierras is beyond words).

I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and it's snowing in NY. Sorry, folks.